WFP and Avner are having our first caption contest. Come up with a funny or creative caption for Avner’s “Chief Wingham” and post it on FaceBook. Click here to post your comment and/or view the latest comments.
The winner will have the comment with the most “likes” on Facebook at the start of the next council meeting (7pm, 21Mar2017). Winner will get to choose from the WFP prize vault, pictured below. You have your choice of bumper sticker, t-shirt, polo shirt, impossible award, coptalk t-shirt or a sheet of Freedom Pig stickers. Available for pickup in Wingham.
Since no one ever wants to be the first to post, Avner has provided several comments below, please feel free to vote on them on Facebook.
Of course we cost twice as much as the OPP, I’m twice the size!
Rights, Body Camera Footage, I dunno what you talkin bout?
We are real police! Really! We have a bullet and everything!
I know right! It’s hard to believe they can fit 7 of us in one square mile.
When Neil Vincent says “JUMP!” I say, “If I could do that I would be OPP”.
I would pay for my coffee and donuts If I could reach my wallet.
Of course the half price OPP won’t lie on the stand, you have to pay extra for that.
Do you really want fully equipped, fully trained OPP at half the price when you have us?
If my timbit-tards qualified for OPP we would switch shoulder patches.
It burns my ass that I literally swore an oath to defend the right of caption contests such as this.
Prize Vault
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