Tasered Timbit 24/7 Infoline 519-357-7759 – Poorly Trained And Equipped Wingham Officers Laughing Stock Of Law Enforcement Community – Time To Upgrade?

By now there is virtually no way you haven’t heard about the rogue Wingham officer that went off the square mile to try and play real cop in Bluevale. The facts apparently are the unidentified Wingham officer (Timmy or Timbit) was overpowered by a criminal well known to the OPP (the Real Police). The unarmed repeat offender in a stolen vehicle took the Wingham cruiser and crashed it in Listowel. This is the same cruiser that was rammed when a little girl tried to taste a timbit and the Real Police had to come to the rescue and cleanup after another Timbit screwup.

The Wingham officer apparently doesn’t follow the Real Police’s advice of “Lock it or lose it”, as the repeat offender apparently had the cruiser keys according to one reliable source. Rumours are the Town Clown not only lost his dignity, keys, cruiser, carbine rifle inside the cruiser, but he also lost his taser and continence. The rumour is the taser was deployed on the Wingham officer repeatedly until all continence was lost and then the officer walked back to Wingham dripping in excrement to call the Real Police (OPP) for help.

Top Timbit Timmy is not very forthcoming when it comes to these extremely embarrassing situations involving his Timbits and hates to issue press releases or name names, so the Public is advised to call Trevor Seip Chair of the police service board at 519-357-7759 (24/7) for complete details regarding the disarmed Timbit that clearly put the Public at great risk from Bluevale to Listowel to wherever the criminal ran to. Find out if the Timbit did in fact get tasered.

North Huron Council Contact Info:

Neil Vincent: 519-357-2336

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Bill Knott: 519-523-4534

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James Campbell: 519-523-9264

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Brock Vodden: 519-523-9393

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Ray Hallahan: 519-523-4798

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Trevor Seip: 519-357-7759